For we are the people of England, that never have spoken yet.
There is many a fat farmer that drinks less cheerfully,
There is many a free French peasant who is richer and sadder than we.
There are no folk in the whole world so helpless or so wise.
There is hunger in our bellies, there is laughter in our eyes;
You laugh at us and love us, both mugs and eyes are wet:
Only you do not know us. For we have not spoken yet.
The fine French kings came over in a flutter of flags and dames.
We liked their smiles and battles, but we never could say their names.
The blood ran red to Bosworth and the high French lords went down;
There was naught but a naked people under a naked crown.
And the eyes of the King’s Servants turned terribly every way,
And the gold of the King’s Servants rose higher every day.
They burnt the homes of the shaven men, that had been quaint and kind,
Till there was no bed in a monk’s house, nor food that man could find.
The inns of God where no man paid, that were the wall of the weak.
The King’s Servants ate them all. And still we did not speak.
And the face of the King’s Servants grew greater than the King:
He tricked them, and they trapped him, and stood round him in a ring.
The new grave lords closed round him, that had eaten the abbey’s fruits,
And the men of the new religion, with their bibles in their boots,
We saw their shoulders moving, to menace or discuss,
And some were pure and some were vile; but none took heed of us.
We saw the King as they killed him, and his face was proud and pale;
And a few men talked of freedom, while England talked of ale.
A war that we understood not came over the world and woke
Americans, Frenchmen, Irish; but we knew not the things they spoke.
They talked about rights and nature and peace and the people’s reign:
And the squires, our masters, bade us fight; and scorned us never again.
Weak if we be for ever, could none condemn us then;
Men called us serfs and drudges; men knew that we were men.
In foam and flame at Trafalgar, on Albuera plains,
We did and died like lions, to keep ourselves in chains,
We lay in living ruins; firing and fearing not
The strange fierce face of the Frenchmen who knew for what they fought,
And the man who seemed to be more than a man we strained against and broke;
And we broke our own rights with him. And still we never spoke.
Our patch of glory ended; we never heard guns again.
But the squire seemed struck in the saddle; he was foolish, as if in pain,
He leaned on a staggering lawyer, he clutched a cringing Jew,
He was stricken; it may be, after all, he was stricken at Waterloo.
Or perhaps the shades of the shaven men, whose spoil is in his house,
Come back in shining shapes at last to spoil his last carouse:
We only know the last sad squires rode slowly towards the sea,
And a new people takes the land: and still it is not we.
They have given us into the hand of new unhappy lords,
Lords without anger or honour, who dare not carry their swords.
They fight by shuffling papers; they have bright dead alien eyes;
They look at our labour and laughter as a tired man looks at flies.
And the load of their loveless pity is worse than the ancient wrongs,
Their doors are shut in the evening; and they know no songs.
We hear men speaking for us of new laws strong and sweet,
Yet is there no man speaketh as we speak in the street.
It may be we shall rise the last as Frenchmen rose the first,
Our wrath come after Russia’s wrath and our wrath be the worst.
It may be we are meant to mark with our riot and our rest
God’s scorn for all men governing. It may be beer is best.
But we are the people of England; and we have not spoken yet.
Smile at us, pay us, pass us. But do not quite forget.
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Mike- We are the people that haven’t spoken yet!
Some of us are Patriotic- some are useful Idiots!
Brian Gerrish – Soviet Britain Part 3/4
Does English Common Law always take second place to any laws handed down by our masters in Europe who are unwanted and unelected?
Why aren’t the human rights of the citizens of the United Kingdom taken into account prior to judgements which would appear to be turning the United Kingdom into the world’s largest open prison, with all the detrimental effects on the social welfare and wellbeing of United Kingdom citizens? Especially as convicted offenders are then kept at United Kingdom taxpayer’s expense for ever.
Are other European countries not allowed to deport thieves, terrorists and murderers, and if so, who, where, and when?
All European laws are infact illegal here- when folk wake up- they’ll be shocked how easy they were fooled!
They want to destroy Europe Britain and all white folk- they think that they are shades of brown.–Jews are behind Multiculturalism based in Sweden- with office in Israel- ROTHSCHILD THE THIEVES BACK THIS ORG PLUS RUSSIAN JEWS THAT ARE IN SWEDEN AND BRITAIN.
Europeans are waking up and saying NO- Brits are too brainwashed! BBC- LBC ETC
Italy Spain France etc do what they want- We have Traitors that are destroying the country from within…BANKS RULE HERE- They rule MINISTERS Too. Stand upto them they go weak- when one knows their fraud- call it that.
They shy away- last thing they want is a court challenge to their FIAT money- and FRACTIONAL RESERVE BANKING SCAM…..Corrupt state that is Britain today under the one party rule By the LIBLABCONS.
GREAT READ- FREEDOM IN JEOPARDY.
http://www.freedom-central.net/euandbritain.html
If a law damages the White Europeans you can guess who pushed it in.
2004. ADL introduced their No Place for Hate program, which boldly encourages American families to embrace homosexuality, same-sex marriage, etc. No Place for Hate literature is promoted in Barnes and Noble bookstores and at local chapters across the nation. One piece encourages families with young children to invite a homosexual couple for an evening of dinner, fun and fellowship. This, ADL says, will help destroy any “homophobic” attitudes developing in their young minds.
2004. ADL Europe and B’nai B’rith International set up a 56-member hate law bureaucracy in Europe, the Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe (OSCE). They also persuaded the European Union and Council of Europe to promote the ADL hate law agenda. As part of OSCE, ADL created the International Network Against Cyber-Hate (INACH) dedicated to ending online “hate speech” (really, free speech, such as criticism of homosexuality and Israel). (6)
http://www.truthtellers.org/alerts/whosbehindpedoprotectact.htm
persecute Christian acts- it ought to be called…Fabians in Westminster cover up for these Jewish inspired acts.
A FEW WORDS THAT MAKE THE QUEEN AND ALL POLITICIANS THAT FAWN OVER EUROPE TRAITORS!
I, A.B., do swear that I do from my heart abhor, detest and abjure as impious and heretical this damnable doctrine and position, that princes excommunicated or deprived by the Pope or any authority of the see of Rome may be deposed or murdered by their subjects or any other whatsoever. And I do declare that no foreign prince, person, prelate, state or potentate hath or ought to have any jurisdiction, power, superiority, pre-eminence or authority, ecclesiastical or spiritual, within this realm. So help me God.
The 1689 English bill of rights
http://avalon.law.yale.edu/17th_century/england.asp
Also incorporated into our WRITTEN Constitution- The one MPs deny we have!
that bill also makes fines illegal- without a courts say so- cost around £50.000 try it- it works!
Demand your birthright- a trial by your peers!
Westminster is a zionist hot bed- Needs watching otherwise like AMERIKA we shall be run by jewish Commies Fabian ones are bad enough.
By the way- the bill of rights cannot be repealed ever- it’s for all time- hence Cameron the Red Tory gang want to rewrite it…..i guess with a pack of lies!
Europe is Fabian Commies project.
http://www.radicalpress.com/?cat=76 Read first explanation word changed from Nazi – and from Germany
The Cloward Piven stategy in operation here like in Amerika- Marxist in nature- jewish too,
roughly..it’s
The Cloward/Piven Strategy is named after Columbia University sociologists Richard Andrew Cloward and Frances Fox Piven. Their goal is to overthrow capitalism by overwhelming the government bureaucracy with entitlement demands. The created crisis provides the impetus to bring about radical political change.
According to Discover the Networks.org:
Rather than placating the poor with government hand-outs, wrote Cloward and Piven, activists should work to sabotage and destroy the welfare system; the collapse of the welfare state would ignite a political and financial crisis that would rock the nation… [Emphasis added.]
Making an already weak economy even worse is the intent of the Cloward/Piven Strategy. It is imperative that we view the American Recovery and Reinvestment Plan’s spending on items like food stamps, jobless benefits, and health care through this end goal. This strategy explains why the Democrat plan to “stimulate” the economy involves massive deficit spending projects. It includes billions for ACORN and its subgroups such as SHOP and the Neighborhood Stabilization Program. Expanding the S-Chip Program through deficit spending in a supposed effort to “save the children” only makes a faltering economy worse.
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Being American he won’t say they are jews…Fabians…BIG SOCIETY SAUL ALISKY A NEO MARXIST- RULES FOR RADICALS- England is in deep crap…and all Western nations.
WHATEVER HISTORY YOU’VE BEEN TAUGHT- ZIONIST CHECKED IT FIRST!
HENCE YOU NEVER WERE TAUGHT THAT JEWS WERE THE BOLSHAVIK KILLERS OF MILLIONS OF RUSSIANS AND UKRANIANS….THEY WANT YOU SCARED!
Blair wearing a skull cap – he looks just what he is..must search it out.
Heard of the Italian Mafia- bet you never heard of the Jewish Mafia? David Duke shows no fear- so they hate him.
BEST NEWSPAPER IN THE UK
http://www.ukcolumn.org/ Politicians take delivery but hate it….Read Cameron re Israel.
WHO WON THE WAR? It wasn’t Europeans or Americans!
Where the stench comes from that infects the lives of so many.
http://www.truthtellers.org/alerts/whosbehindpedoprotectact.htm
Federal hate crimes bill S. 909 has now passed the House of Representatives and is in the Senate Judiciary Committee. As we anticipate Tuesday morning’s probable Senate Judiciary hearing on this bill, we should ask, “Who is behind this unthinkable, pedophile-protecting bill?”
Leaders of the Christian conservative right quickly respond, “Liberals and the homosexual lobby!”
Yes, these two groups lead a list as long as your arm of hate bill supporters. They inhabit the perverted legislative whore-house called “hate crimes law.” Yet they did not design and build the house. To know who did, visit http://www.adl.org, the website of the Anti-Defamation League of B’nai B’rith. There, ADL proudly boasts of their “model anti-hate law” and persuading 45 US states to adopt it.
ADL’s orchestration of hate laws in over 55 Western nations, in addition to the US, is a long, dark story. This article presents a brief chronology of their conspiracy to steal freedom of speech. That attempt is now reaching a momentous climax, for good or evil, in the US Senate.
What is ADL?
B’nai B’rith (Sons of the Covenant) is an international Jewish religious, fraternal and educational, liberal activist organization. It describes itself as the heart and soul of organized world Jewry. It was founded in New York City in the mid-nineteenth century to further Jewish interests and community in America. In 1913, their Anti-Defamation League was created, ostensibly to combat emerging anti-Semitism.
ADL/B’nai B’rith does not represent the thinking of all Jews. Most American Jews are liberal (AP reported 81% voted for House Democrats in 2009); but a minority vehemently oppose ADL’s secularist agenda and bullying tactics. Rabbi Daniel Lapin warns that ADL (which he calls secular Judaism) is “in relentless attack” on evangelical Christians. His website has even listed a toll-free number for Christians and conservatives to call and report harassment and accusations of “anti-Semitism” from ADL. (1)
Today, there are roughly 200,000 members of B’nai B’rith International (with chapters and lodges in 55 Western nations). Many are Jewish activists who work behind the scenes in governments to pass hate crimes legislation and run hate crimes bureaucracies. ADL efforts have been spectacularly successful. Whether in California, Canada, Iceland, England or Australia—ADL’s terminology, twisted definitions and pretexts for hate crime indictments are identical. ADL phrases such as “bias-motivated hate crime,” “gender identity,” “actual or perceived sexual orientation,” etc., are enshrined in the hate crime laws of most Western industrialized nations today. If a yellow plastic arch rises from an urban horizon in Beijing, you know it comes from McDonald’s in America. So, too, we recognize ADL when pastors in Holland or Australia are indicted for “hate speech,” slapped with severe penalties and physically and financially exhausted in endless attempts to get free from hate crime indictment. ADL of America and Canada, ADL Europe, and ADL Australia are the super-powerful architects and enforcers of hate laws on three continents.
How powerful is ADL? Congressman John Rarrick (in the Congressional Record December 6, 1971) quoted Senator Jack Tenney of California: “The FBI and CIA are tinker toys compared to ADL.”
A History of Hate for Christian Values
Let’s trace ADL/B’nai B’rith creation of hate laws over the past 38 years.
1971. After ten years lobbying, B’nai B’rith Canada and the Canadian Jewish Congress persuaded Ottawa to enact their federal “anti-hate” law, the Canadian Human Rights Act. Its Sec. 319 and subsequent provincial hate laws criminalize any speech even “likely” to cause hatred or contempt against specially federally protected groups—especially homosexuals, Jews, Muslims, immigrants, but never Christians.
1985. ADL began massive programs to end “bias,” “hate,” and Christian “homophobia” in American businesses, local governments and schools. Since its inception, ADL’s World of Difference program has instructed, according to ADL, “more than 375,000 elementary and secondary school teachers, responsible for nearly 12 million students” toward “tolerance” of homosexuality.(2)
1988. ADL sponsored a nationwide competition open to all law students in America, to craft a “model” anti-hate law for the US. Jewish law student Joseph Ribikoff won first prize with his proposal to criminalize all Christian/conservative leaders who criticize homosexuality as well as all loyal members. (3) Through the 1990s, ADL persuaded roughly 45 states to adopt some version of its refined model hate law. Visit http://www.adl.org for detailed charts about states’ implementation. During this time ADL also established hate law bureaucracies throughout Europe.
1990. ADL was convicted in a California court of violating the civil rights of more than 10,000 conservatives, pro-lifers, members of the political right and Muslims on whom ADL had spied over the years, keeping secret surveillance files. (4) My father and I were listed in these files gathered in cooperation with West coast police departments.
1990. Congress passed ADL’s Hate Crimes Statistics Act. It mixed synagogue with state, making ADL the hate laws teacher to the US Justice Department, FBI and every police precinct in America. Since then, ADL’s twisted definitions, hate law enforcement methods, and criteria for statistics reporting inform the thinking and reflexes of the US law enforcement system. (5)
1998. ADL introduced its Hate Crimes Prevention Act to Congress, confident of easy passage. Republican leaders in the House and Senate instructed everyone to vote for it. Yet independent-thinking Republicans, dominating Conference between the House and Senate, examined the bill closely. Aghast at its sinister intentions, they stripped it out. Since then, ADL’s federal hate bill has been reintroduced and defeated by Republicans in every session of Congress. Today, with a Democrat-dominated government, ADL eagerly anticipates victory: an ADL-dominated hate crimes bureaucracy in America, ending free speech and persecuting Christians from a hate crimes command center in Washington.
2004. Acting on authority of ADL’s Pennsylvania hate law, ADL national executive board member and Philadelphia DA Lynne Abraham arrested and imprisoned for 21 hours 11 Christians for the “hate crime” of peacefully witnessing to homosexuals. Penalty if convicted of the seven charges would be 47 years in prison and $90,000 fines each. After 3 months they were acquitted.
2004. ADL introduced their No Place for Hate program, which boldly encourages American families to embrace homosexuality, same-sex marriage, etc. No Place for Hate literature is promoted in Barnes and Noble bookstores and at local chapters across the nation. One piece encourages families with young children to invite a homosexual couple for an evening of dinner, fun and fellowship. This, ADL says, will help destroy any “homophobic” attitudes developing in their young minds.
2004. ADL Europe and B’nai B’rith International set up a 56-member hate law bureaucracy in Europe, the Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe (OSCE). They also persuaded the European Union and Council of Europe to promote the ADL hate law agenda. As part of OSCE, ADL created the International Network Against Cyber-Hate (INACH) dedicated to ending online “hate speech” (really, free speech, such as criticism of homosexuality and Israel). (6)
2006. ADL persuaded Congress to create its Global Office of Anti-Semitism in the US State Department. Every year this ADL front reports on an “epidemic” of anti-Semitism gleaned from ADL statistics gathered worldwide. In last year’s report to Congress, it accused Christians who believe the New Testament account that Jewish leaders had Christ crucified of being “classic anti-Semites”—as was Adolf Hitler. (7) In Canada, any public statement that Jewish leaders killed Christ is considered the hate crime of anti-Semitism, punishable by a minimum $5,000 fine and prison if repeated.
2007. The ADL-inspired Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Act was introduced into Congress. It would set up a federal commission to study and make legislative recommendations to Congress on how to end Christian, conservative, and far right “hate speech” that streams the internet, possibly inciting violent hate crimes. It was unanimously passed by the House. (8)
2008. ADL, through Jewish lesbian activist and state Rep. Sheila Kuehl helped pass California’s SB777, banning criticism of homosexuality in public schools. If any child now criticizes sodomy, he will be expelled. If a teacher or administrator does, they are fired. (9) At the same time, ADL submitted an extensive amicus brief to the California Supreme Court in favor of same-sex marriage. (10) It undoubtedly influenced the Court’s pro-homosexual decision.
2009. With another Jewish activist group, the Southern Poverty Law Center, ADL directed Missouri state police to consider white Christian conservatives, Ron Paul supporters, tax and immigration protestors, pro-lifers, etc., as possible domestic terrorists. (11) Soon after, Janet Nepolitano, who recently delivered an extensive and flattering speech to an ADL convention, issued a very similar directive from the Department of Homeland security, warning America of this threat from the Christian conservative right. (12)
2009. ADL’s federal hate crimes bill passed the House of Representatives 249-175. (13) The Senate version will probably be considered in the Senate Judiciary Tuesday, May 12 at 10am EDT. (14)
ADL Hate Laws Target Christians
Get the picture? Do you see the trajectory of ADL’s hate law agenda? It means persecution of Christians and other free thinkers.
ADL is a cesspool of anti-Christian, anti-freedom social “civil rights” initiatives. For decades its pipeline of legislative sewage has flowed directly and interminably into Congress. If Americans defeat one ADL-inspired bill, ADL has lined up six more. But unlike most evangelical Christians, ADL will never, never give up—until it has created an “anti-hate” bureaucracy in America, like Canada’s, ending free speech.
What is ADL’s ultimate objective? National director Abraham H. Foxman, author of Never Again? The Threat of the New Anti-Semitism, is a devout Orthodox Jew. In 1991, he angrily vacated his seat in the Orthodox synagogue of Teaneck, New Jersey, because he felt its members and leadership were not praying for Israel as passionately as they should! (15) Foxman says he earnestly looks forward to Israel’s Biblically prophesied “messiah.” Christians know this is not Jesus Christ but that prophesied “man of sin” (John 5:43) whom Jesus said Jews would someday accept in place of Himself. Contemporary Jewish activists, like Foxman, think “the messiah is the Jewish people”— i.e., when Jewish power finally ascends over Christians and Gentiles, Jewish power by itself will make “messiah” happen.
Why does Foxman promote homosexuality, same-sex marriage, pornography (he gave pornographers Hugh and Christy Hefner special “free speech” awards)? (16) Why do ADL and other Jewish “civil liberties” groups, such as the ACLU (17), Southern Poverty Law Center, People for the American Way, etc., do all they can to tear down our crosses, Ten Commandments, manger scenes, Christian symbols (18) and passionately support the killing of 50 million babies through abortion? For that matter, why did the Jewish forefathers of these Jewish supremacists invent and facilitate Communism and socialism (liberalism)—dedicated to breaking down the capitalist free enterprise system? (19) Why does Jewish-dominated media (20) relentlessly corrupt our morals and those of our children, casting aspersions (as in the Da Vinci Code) on the deity and legitimacy of Christ? (21)
Simple.
The Jewish supremacists of ADL/B’nai B’rith know that if Christian nations remain strong, virtuous and industrious, they will never realize their messiah in sovereignty over the nations, ruling the world from Jerusalem. (22)
Even if Christian or conservative leaders know of such demonic aspirations, they will never say it. ADL has them convinced they will be ruined if they do—smeared as “anti-Semites” and abandoned by Israel-first followers who have been conditioned to loathe any hint of criticism of “God’s chosen people.”
If America is to survive, this must change. ADL has brought us the very brink of slavery—intending to herd America into a one-world, international police state. A great abyss of darkness lies just before us.
But it’s we who should push ADL back into this abyss of its own making. Everyone, leaders and followers, should speak out against ADL now! When we collectively identify ADL as the greatest threat to freedom in our history, it will be ADL, not us, who will be ruined.
How can we stop ADL? Begin by defeating its federal hate crimes bill S. 909, now entering a probable first hearing in the Senate Judiciary Committee, Tuesday May 12 at 10am EDT.
Call your senators and the members of the Senate Judiciary Committee. If you have time, call all the senators. Their names are listed on the Action page here at http://www.truthtellers.org. Call 1-877-851-6437 toll-free or 1-202-225-3121 toll. Tell them, “If the senator votes for the pedophile-protecting hate bill, I and all my friends will never, never forgive or forget!”
Endnotes
Unless otherwise noted, the following are articles I have written, posted in the archives of http://www.truthtellers.org.
1. “Rabbi Lapin: Christians Under ‘Relentless Attack’ by ‘Secular Judaism’” August 19, 2005.
2. “How the Bible Became ‘Hate Speech’ in California,” October 30, 2007. “ADL Expands Pro-Gay Education for Teachers” August 12, 2008.
3. Ribikoff’s prize-winning proposal is thoroughly documented in my 82-minute video, Hate Laws: Making Criminals of Christians, viewable on the homepage at http://www.truthtellers.org.
4. ibid.
5. ibid.
6. “Global Hate Crimes Gestapo Being Created ,” September 20, 2005.
7. “Bible is Hate, says US Government,” April 9, 2008
8. “In Search of ‘Homegrown Terrorists’,” November 5, 2007
9. “How the Bible Became ‘Hate Speech’ in California,” October 30, 2007
10. “Did ADL Influence California’s ‘Gay Marriage’ Ruling?” May 19, 2008
11. “Missouri MIAC Documents Scandal Leads to Advisory on SPLC and ADL,” Americans for Legal Immigration, March 26, 2009, http://www.alipac.us.
12. “Chorus of Protest Grows Over Report Warning of Right Wing Radicalization,” FoxNews.com, April 15, 2009.
13. “Hate Bill Passed in House!,” April 30, 2009.
14. “Hate Bill Hearing Next Tuesday?,” May 6, 2009.
15. “ADL’s Foxman: Man of Faith?,” February 27, 2006.
16. “Talmud: Wellspring of Jewish Pornography Industry,” October 24, 2006, “Pedophilia: The Talmud’s Dirty Secret,” October 11, 2006, “Judaism and Homosexuality: A Marriage Made in Hell,” September 6, 2006.
17. “ACLU Top Heavy with Jews,” October 4, 2006.
18. “ADL’s ‘December Dilemma’,” December 5, 2007
19. “Jewish Activists Created Communism,” June 11, 2007
20. “Jews Confirm Big Media is Jewish,” June 28, 2006
21. “The Jews Behind the Da Vinci Code,” May 26, 2006.
22. “Israel: On the Way to Empire in the Middle East,” August 1, 2006— Israel’s Biblically-prophesied ascendance is considered in depth in my 60-minute video The Other Israel, viewable at the NPN Theater at http://www.truthtellers.org. Even more extensive development of this Biblical eschatology is found in my book, Israel: Our Duty, Our Dilemma, available at http://www.truthtellers.org.
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DO JEWS GET FINED THOUSANDS OF POUNDS/DOLLARS FOR SAYING JEWS KILLED JESUS- OR DOES THE LAW ONLY APPLY TO GENTILES?
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What they’ve done to Sweden is criminal!
No, this is not, Iraq or Afghanistan. This is “peaceful” friendly Scandinavia Sweden. This is film footage of three nights of rioting by Muslims in Rosengraad, a suburb of Malmo Sweden. Muslim youth riot as they throw Molotov cocktails and burn cars.
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All this talk of an independent Scotland is making fools of us all.
Within the European Union nobody, country or person will be independent within this Communist set up!
A nice set up- between Cameron and Salmon..two actors, performing their designated highly paid performances.
Cameron…the Scot, fools only fools!
INDENDENCE FOR SCOTLAND…..NOT WHILE THE EUSSR EXISTS!
CABBAGE PATCH COLUMN
.My Big Bazooka
Nov 22 2011 – 12:28pm
So last week I went to see Herr Hitl … eh … Merkel.
What do you mean, “she’s not a man?” Have you ever met her?
Anyway, I slapped my Big Bazooka down on the table in front of her. S/He wasn’t impressed. Said it wasn’t big enough! And then I get back from Germany, and Boris is laughing at it as well! People in glass houses …
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Feeling Glummer – Scowls For Me, Smiles For Rory
Aug 31 2011 – 4:05pm
So it was a surprise that they let me go on holiday at all, frankly. I think it was only because they don’t need me for making any decisions.
Anyway, after my whipping, the first task I was given was to handle the emasculation of the press. It was very nice of Rupert and Rebekah to volunteer to take the fall for the greater cause. I do like Rebekah, but not as much as Rupert, I’m told.
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Feeling Glum
May 23 2011 – 3:34pm
And what for, for goodness sake?! A little hanky panky with a hotel maid. OK, so she didn’t like it much, but as Ken says, what Dom did wasn’t so serious. It was nothing compared to the stuff we all get up to on our weekends away at secluded country houses. Just look at the Perfulmo Affair. Nothing’s changed.
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Guillotine The Lot Of Them
Feb 1 2011 – 12:00am
The selection procedure is simple – first there’ll be a Myers-Briggs personality test, followed by some behavioural reframing. Then there’ll be first round interviews, followed by some willingness to put yourself in a compromising position. If you get past that stage, there’s a final stage interview on a yacht in Corfu, where you will be “entertained” by George and Nat.
If you’re interested, application forms can be picked up at your local Common Purpose office.
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My Speech To Conference
Oct 18 2010 – 10:01am
But first let’s remember where we’ve come from. Three defeats. Thirteen party conferences. 4757 days in the wilderness.
Remember what they said about us? They called us a dead parrot. They said we had ceased to be. That we were an ex-party.
Turns out they were absolutely right.
But even with our membership halved, we are here. Back serving our moneyed masters, together, in the globalist interest. Giving Britain the interim fascist government it deserves.
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We’re Calling It “Blair-Plus”
Aug 2 2010 – 12:00am
Compare that to the other kids in school. When they were asked “what do you want to be when you grow up?” they had to use their imaginations. I already knew!
But they never told me what the job would mean. They didn’t tell me I would have to take the hit for all their maneuverings over the last forty years. And they didn’t tell me I would have to share the puppet strings with a lapdog.
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A Close Call For Us Both
Mar 30 2010 – 12:00am
They’re telling me it’s a PR disaster, and that I have demonstrated that I am no leader. But what can I do? I can’t get rid of Ashcroft or embarrass him publicly … he pays my salary, for goodness sake!
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Liverpool Care Pathway rules, OK!
Jan 31 2010 – 12:00am
Its great, though. Because apart from the rubbish I have to say in public in order to keep Ken and his Tory Whip happy, the reality of the situation is that this is just one of the bright ideas I have to keep my mates employed during the coming depression. I had to do something to keep the riff-raff out of the teacher training colleges. Diversity? Pah!
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The Cabbage Patch Twit
Oct 1 2009 – 12:00am
(I’m not sure if I’m allowed to use the word “twat” on a serious news website. But on Monday last week, I found out I am actually allowed to say it on radio. Some nice people had complained that I had used it during my interview on Absolute Radio. I had suggested that people who used Twitter were, indeed, twats. It really was a slip of the tongue – just one vowel, you know? But anyway, the regulator let me off with it. Nice man. Just right too – it’s not a swear word, is it?)
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